BH: Clever, Aren't They?

[mystique]

I have to say, the BH trumped the X-Men in all out attitude in Baltimore. They brought the pain, they took the pain, and all the while, they be representin.

Jane: Somewhere in the crowd, a theater major screamed "Oh my God, it's Audrey Two!"

Jane: "Eat your veggies, fuckers!" she shouted at the crowd, clambering up on the dumpster next to Dead Man, all fear of him quite forgotten. "Mother Nature loves you!"

Emma: 'This is the power you could have had if you had chosen a different path than Xavier's School. They don't appreciate your ability there, you know that.'

Deadpool: "I think the note you gave me was all wrong, then. It said something about Mystique Heart Deadpool and Mystique Plus Deadpool Number Four and Ever. I mean, maybe I misread it..."

Mystique: "I thought we had an understanding? You were supposed to fuck off and die, and I was supposed to dance on your grave?" If she was going to die, this crazy asshole was coming with her.

Dead Man: “Killllll meee....” The man said as he pumped another round into the shotgun. “Pleeeasssee...”

Juggernaut: "Knock knock!" He yelled at the chaotic line of battle-locked security forces. "The fuckin' Brotherhood's 'ere!!"

I have never had so much fun writing, and rarely so much fun RPing. Thanks to all who contributed, you guys are outstanding. Every single one of you impressed me mightily.

<3 XPanacea

[Nightingale]

Hey, there were some awesome moments in there for the X-Men, too.

What with Colossus' comic-relief-comic-book-style letter writing scene, and the Angel/Iceman gay rumours to come, and Forge with his "Oh noes, my leg is no more," and Conduit being like, "Ha, take that street! You know you want it dark!"

... And let's not forget that we're so cool, three of our members could slope off to a jazz bar for the day and we didn't have to worry about being beaten

Long live the x-types (x is for x-rated).

[Pyro]

Please.

Colossus' letter home to Illyana was a serious, thoughtful character study on the way a Russian mutant's mind works.

BWAHAHAHAHAHA

[deadpool]

Waaaaiiiit a minute... how'd I get lumped in with you feebs? Wasn't I just fighting the sexiest member of the Brotherhood, other than the Deader Man?

Got shot and blown up, ta boot. Just to be thrown in a page of qoutables from the new Bad News Bears.

Check out my cool guy pose over in my picture. You know you like it.

xoxo

- Deadpool