Post by XAntics on Jun 1, 2006 17:43:44 GMT -5
A Day in the Life
5:00 am - Hit snooze on alarm
5:05 - Stumble out of bed to gut and murder Banshee (whichever comes first)
5:06 - Discover Remy has eaten last of Banshee's Coco Puffs
5:07 - Sic Banshee on Remy
5:10 - Go back to bed
5:15 - Listen to Banshee and Remy fight; Curse profusely; Take bets on who breaks it up first: Scott or Ororo?
5:16 - Listen to Scott and Ororo argue over who's the real leader of the X-Men
5:17 - Logan breaks up all fights
5:20 - Go back to bed
5:23 - Listen to Scott and Logan fight; Throw shoes at door
5:25 - Give blood curdling scream when Kurt bamfs into room with too cheerful Guten Morgen
5:25.3 - Throw lead-filled teddy bear at Kurt
5:25.5 - Scream bloody murder when Kurt bamfs away, taking fave lead-filled teddy with; Make mental note to order more
5:26 - Have Scott burst in yelling about the bloody noise you've made
5:27 - Emma makes telepathic broadcast to shut up so she can go the hell back to bed
6:30 am - Jump clean out of skin when lightning strikes outside window; Flop back moaning about having another hour
6:30.5 - Scramble out of bed, late for Danger Room session
6:33 - Haul clothes on while running down hall
6:35 - Be very happy that Kitty can phase at will
6:35.1 - Apologize profusely while pulling on shoes
6:37 - Bully student out of breakfast burrito on way to session; Advise him to try Coco Puffs
6:45 - Arrive at Danger Room mostly clothed…stupid zipper
6:46 - Get telepathic lecture from Emma
6:51 - Tell her to blow smoke up her…
6:52 - Verbal lecture about wasting time from Scott
7:01 am - Danger Room session
7:03 - Lament breakfast burrito
7:05 - Dodge attack; Try not to hurl
7:16 - Lose battle with breakfast burrito; Upchuck on Emma
7:17 - Wave goodbye to the White Queen; Cackle at her hissy fit
7:18 - Receive Standing O from team
7:18.3 - Get rescued from Sentinel by Logan while taking bows
7:18.5 - Get yelled at by Scott from booth for grandstanding
8:00 am - SHOWER!
8:01 - Run out of hot water
8:04 - Yell at Jubilee for using all the hot
8:05 - Argument with Jubilee about using the hot
8:20 - Telepathic message from Jean: the workmen have screwed with the plumbing again. No hot water till noon
8:22 - Weep
8:23 - Punch Jubilee for being smug
8:27 - Have fight broken up by Jean; Be accused of lack of maturity
8:28 - Watch Jean make Remy refund all ticket sales
8:40 - Head out to gym for shower
8:42 - Detour for coffee
8:43 - Get yelled at by kid for lack of Coco Puffs
8:45 - Catch news brief on radio: Magneto attacks coffee shop – out of coffee cake muffins again, huh?
8:45.5 - Declare open war
8:58 - Check Blackbird for hidden shower
9:00 am - Steal Blackbird
9:01 - Head to friend's for shower and coffee
9:03 - Leave message for Jean regarding Magneto destroying her fave coffee shop; Sympathize with message giver and give pointers on how not to be consumed by the Dark Phoenix (get someone else to do it for you, failing that, run)
9:45 - Decide to take Blackbird for a spin to Europe for a shopping spree with friend
10:00 am - Brood attack
10:05 - Kvetch with friend about third ruined shopping adventure this week; Demand Prada salesperson to hold lovely, lovely boots on pain of death; Hijack friend and return with Blackbird to Westchester…
Link:X-Antics: All X-Men all the Time
4:00 pm - Complain about how slow it's been lately…
5:00 am - Hit snooze on alarm
5:05 - Stumble out of bed to gut and murder Banshee (whichever comes first)
5:06 - Discover Remy has eaten last of Banshee's Coco Puffs
5:07 - Sic Banshee on Remy
5:10 - Go back to bed
5:15 - Listen to Banshee and Remy fight; Curse profusely; Take bets on who breaks it up first: Scott or Ororo?
5:16 - Listen to Scott and Ororo argue over who's the real leader of the X-Men
5:17 - Logan breaks up all fights
5:20 - Go back to bed
5:23 - Listen to Scott and Logan fight; Throw shoes at door
5:25 - Give blood curdling scream when Kurt bamfs into room with too cheerful Guten Morgen
5:25.3 - Throw lead-filled teddy bear at Kurt
5:25.5 - Scream bloody murder when Kurt bamfs away, taking fave lead-filled teddy with; Make mental note to order more
5:26 - Have Scott burst in yelling about the bloody noise you've made
5:27 - Emma makes telepathic broadcast to shut up so she can go the hell back to bed
6:30 am - Jump clean out of skin when lightning strikes outside window; Flop back moaning about having another hour
6:30.5 - Scramble out of bed, late for Danger Room session
6:33 - Haul clothes on while running down hall
6:35 - Be very happy that Kitty can phase at will
6:35.1 - Apologize profusely while pulling on shoes
6:37 - Bully student out of breakfast burrito on way to session; Advise him to try Coco Puffs
6:45 - Arrive at Danger Room mostly clothed…stupid zipper
6:46 - Get telepathic lecture from Emma
6:51 - Tell her to blow smoke up her…
6:52 - Verbal lecture about wasting time from Scott
7:01 am - Danger Room session
7:03 - Lament breakfast burrito
7:05 - Dodge attack; Try not to hurl
7:16 - Lose battle with breakfast burrito; Upchuck on Emma
7:17 - Wave goodbye to the White Queen; Cackle at her hissy fit
7:18 - Receive Standing O from team
7:18.3 - Get rescued from Sentinel by Logan while taking bows
7:18.5 - Get yelled at by Scott from booth for grandstanding
8:00 am - SHOWER!
8:01 - Run out of hot water
8:04 - Yell at Jubilee for using all the hot
8:05 - Argument with Jubilee about using the hot
8:20 - Telepathic message from Jean: the workmen have screwed with the plumbing again. No hot water till noon
8:22 - Weep
8:23 - Punch Jubilee for being smug
8:27 - Have fight broken up by Jean; Be accused of lack of maturity
8:28 - Watch Jean make Remy refund all ticket sales
8:40 - Head out to gym for shower
8:42 - Detour for coffee
8:43 - Get yelled at by kid for lack of Coco Puffs
8:45 - Catch news brief on radio: Magneto attacks coffee shop – out of coffee cake muffins again, huh?
8:45.5 - Declare open war
8:58 - Check Blackbird for hidden shower
9:00 am - Steal Blackbird
9:01 - Head to friend's for shower and coffee
9:03 - Leave message for Jean regarding Magneto destroying her fave coffee shop; Sympathize with message giver and give pointers on how not to be consumed by the Dark Phoenix (get someone else to do it for you, failing that, run)
9:45 - Decide to take Blackbird for a spin to Europe for a shopping spree with friend
10:00 am - Brood attack
10:05 - Kvetch with friend about third ruined shopping adventure this week; Demand Prada salesperson to hold lovely, lovely boots on pain of death; Hijack friend and return with Blackbird to Westchester…
Link:X-Antics: All X-Men all the Time
4:00 pm - Complain about how slow it's been lately…
